elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi: people who do math homework in pen are fearless
em-azingg: lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK...
i think the worst feeling in the world is knowing that someone you used to talk to everyday doesnt care about you anymore
mermaidsandmisandry: dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
thestarswillaidinherescape: tinychatter: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told imagine reading a book of all the lies that have been told to you
chanelthesailor: * slides calculator to you with my number typed in *
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel
viralcatalyst: taissafarmigas: i get really uncomfortable when people say they haven’t even seen harry potter like seriously they’re on ABC Family every year for every holiday and you’re telling me you haven’t one just…??????
You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.– Grow every second (via cosmoknaut)
sluttyoliveoil: once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”